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Genezico – Laugh out loud

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1. Enugu girls will follow you enter club and start dancing cultural dance with hanker-chief I hate nonsenseπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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2. HUSBAND: honey pls Call the ambulance, fast! I am having a heart attack.
WIFE: (took his phone) Quick! Tell me the Password!
HUSBAND: It’s ok… I am feeling better now.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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3. If you want to bleach, bleach with sense. Don’t come and be looking like traffic light….
Green veins,yellow face and red neck
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4. Some ladies don’t deserve ASSURANCE, the only thing they are qualified for is DELIVERANCE. How can someone soak pants for 3 weeks. Just imagine.
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5. I’ve Been wondering why people don’t sell roasted corn in the morning !::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
6. My sister, if you are dating a soldier,
please change your relationship status to
“Military Zone, KEEP OFF” and save us
civilians from beatings (have you listened to any of Genezico’s songs, do it now by typing the name Genezico on Google)
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7. If she remove her jean and pants at the same time, my brother wear condom. From the FEDRAL MINISTRY OF HEALTH, WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION approved it
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8. Do you know? 10% of girls play sports, the other 90% play with boys life
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9. Boyfriend’s are like Nigerian President the next one is going to be worst my sister better remain where u are.
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10. My landlord is asking me for my own pen to write my quit notice…
I still dey look him
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11. Beautiful Girls With Mouth Odours Are Examples Of Improper FractionπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ
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12.. I don’t care if it’s dream or not..CHEATING is CHEATING!! If I dreamt dat u cheated on me, wen I Wake up it’s over between US.
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13.. I just read the story of a man who sold his kidney to sponsor his daughter’s education, at the end the girl committed suicide because of her boyfriend.
May the land of the dead reject her spirit.
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14.. don’t rush into a new relationship after breakup,wait for atleast 10-15minutes
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15.. She will be more attracted to you when you got her an iPhone. Ladies have been attracted to Apple since the garden of Eden
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16..Sometimes I feel all these conductor in Nigeria
, went to the same voice training
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17.. Am done with Nigeria movie, How can a native doctor be wearing mountain of fire band
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18.. The only rule Nigerian still obey is to charge a new phone with Nepa from 3-4hours
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19.. The fact that you don’t post on Facebook d way I do doesn’t mean you are more matured o..
you are just managing your 10mb
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20.. You think
heart break is painful
Have you washed 15 bedsheets and spread it on a rope and the rope cut
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21.. I have been thinking… When Lot’s wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, Who looked back to confirm it’s true?
Where there CCTV cameras as at that time?
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22. U wear nose ring
Ear ring
Finger ring
Chin loader
Wrist watch
My sister u are d god of iron πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜€
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23. U say men are dogs and u go ahead to call ur son a bouncing baby boy
My dear he’s a puppy let’s not fight😑
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24.my friend stop. Masturbating who knows if that wasted child can invent a phone that can browse for free
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25. So u call DAT rape abi
Have u forgotten wen you were shouting harderπŸ˜‚πŸ˜€πŸ˜€
Prepare we raped ourself πŸ˜‚πŸ˜€πŸ˜€
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26. Solomon is a King but didn’t buy ordinary Chariot for all his concubinesπŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰
And u expected ur bf to buy Porsche (assurance) for u πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜Š
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27. Can u imagine this beggar changing wheelchair every 3months when I’ve not even change my wardrobe since the beginning of dis yearπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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28. Cynthia has 4sugar daddies and u expect her not to suffer from diabetesπŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜€
U re jokingπŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰
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29. All this teacher will be teaching us rubbish….
Hw can dey tell me that weed is unwanted plantπŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
Just imagine that!
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30.. Dear heart ur duty is to pump blood, stop falling in love …
I used up to 30 minutes before I can compose this joke just to put a smile on your face and you will read the post and you will not like and comment…Issorice issorbeans…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€
(show some love to Genezico by checking out my songs)
dropping my new song soon

Titled : __________

From Genezico’s desk

You just need to check out my songs online, just by typing Genezico on Google now, Believe me you won’t regret it

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