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Just laugh

[1] U went to club, u smoked cigarettes, weed and ended it with shi-sha.๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿšฌ
But ur mother asked u to cook with firewood and u will be like…… “Mum I don’t like smoke”
May palm tree fall on u there๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ ๐Ÿ˜’

[2] ME: baby, where are you?
Girl: Am on my way to work, my dad is driving me with his Mercedes Benz X-class because his Infinity-45 is in garage for service. And you dear, where are you?.
ME : well, i’m in a Danfo bus sitting behind you. I just wanted to tell you that you shouldn’t pay the conductor, I’ve already paid for you๐Ÿ™‚
The passengers burst out of laughter and that’s how she broke up with me saying I humiliated her ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
Shebi na my fault ni!!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

[3] O boy!!! Thank God o!
I saved a life 2day I asked a Beggar, How will you feel if I give you #10,000.
He replied, “Oga, I go die”
So I kept my money
Na so I for just kill person go jail๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ

[4] Being Ugly is Bad๐Ÿ˜ณ. People will just Look๐Ÿค“ at Ur Face and Conclude U are Wickedโ˜ 
(Have you checked out my songs on Google, you can check out by typing the name Genezico on Google now)
[5] Dickson: Mummy why did Auntie Akua name her daughter Diamond
MUM: Sometimes my dear,,mothers name their children after what they like best๐Ÿ˜
Dickson: So what’s behind my name
MUM: Ooooh Dickson stop worrying me….?๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

[6] Three major tribes in Nigeria
1.๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ
2.๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ‚
3.๐ŸŒถ๐ŸŒถ๐ŸŒถ

[7] 10.Guys the best way to punish ur dad is by joining priesthood so that if he calls you “FATHER”and u will answer him “MY SON GOD LOVES YOU”.
(You won’t regret checking out my songs “Genezico)
[8] ushers In Church, They Act Like They’re The Biological Children Of God. And The Rest Of Us Were Just Adopted..๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

[9] Condoms should be for sale, Pads should be free. Sex is a choice, but menstruation is NOT. Some young girls are really struggling.. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™

[10] YOU CANNOT give a woman everything she needs. If God Himself gave them eyebrows, they shave it and draw their own. God gave them nails, they cut it off and fixed their own, God gave them hair, they cut it off and fixed their own,He gave them breast, they repackage it to what they want, God still gave them buttocks ,they arrange it to the size they want.
If even God can’t satisfy them then who are U to think that you can please them ?
My brother relax we cannot comman kill ourselvesโœŒโœŒโœŒ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜.

[11] Marriage without a sidechick is like a government without an opposition party. let us not be dictators in marriage allow democracy. ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ

[12] I knew my girlfriend was cheating on me
the night she text
me, “Baby am going out with my friend
Regina”
While her friend Regina was sleeping on my
bed…
Women Are Wicked ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

[13] He said He will take you to place you never been before ,
you become so happy , He took you to His Village
You start to Vex , My sister have you been to His Village before ?๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

[14] No matter how hard life becomes,Don’t Commit suicide๐Ÿ˜ขjust hang Yourself๐ŸŒ

[15] You buy data No network๐Ÿ˜ฏ
You don’t have data , Full network๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฏ. Please don’t tell me anything, Witchcraft is real ๐Ÿ˜’

[16] You come online to toast a girl who has 5000 friends……my brother wetin u wan tell her wey she never hear before ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

[17] You come here, you see my jokes, you copied my post in another group without reacting.๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” Fall down and die ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’

[18].As a man if u start waking up In the morning
with no erection it’s time to write a will.

[19] You are only 15 years but your relationship status is “Complicated”
What happened my daughter?
Did he steal your Crayons?

[20] Nigerian can arrest you for anything these days ๐Ÿ‘ฎ ๐Ÿ‘ฎ they can be like “You’re under arrest for wearing black trouser just like us” you want to confuse people making them think you’re a policeman, oya enter motor ๐Ÿš”

[21] Crushing on me without telling me is crush abuse, shey you know? ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜‚

[22] I once cried for heartbreak, but after eating fried rice and chicken, I drank coke… Then I realize it was hunger๐Ÿ˜…

[23] I once broke the record of running 100m in 15secs,,, but the only witness I have is the dog that was chasing me๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

[24]Bro u’re Dating dat girl for more than ๐Ÿ’3years, with no intention of marrying her Biko..Uncle pharaoh biko let my sister go ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ

[25] And some girls after reading my jokes, they would laugh for 10minutes and still comment “Lol, Stephen I no fit laugh abeg ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚”… ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ˜‚

[26] Shortly before I write this post, I saw some village people planning on who to follow, I quickly hide and sneak away, but I think I overheard them saying they’ll start following anybody that will read this post laugh and go away without liking, commenting, and following my profile,๐Ÿ˜‚ lol… If na wetin you plan before, you think you’re doing me??๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ You’re doing yourself๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

#(show some love to Genezico by checking out my songs)
dropping my new song soon

Titled : feel alright

From Genezico’s desk

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๐Ÿ™ƒ From Genezico’s desk๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ
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And don’t forget to check out my songs online, by typing the Genezico on Google
My gift ๐Ÿคญ
From Genezico’s desk

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